An old woman is visiting friends when she finds a TV and manages to turn it on, she finds a soccer match. She runs to the bathroom, gets a basket full of water and empties it on the TV while screaming “go play next to your house, don’t come here”.
A guy asks his mom to find him a wife, he says “I want her to be white, tall and working”. She replies “go marry a fridge”.
A stupid guy wants to illegally migrate between Morocco and Spain, so he decides to swim the 14 km from Tangier to Gibraltar. 7km in he gets tired and swims back.
A stupid guy and his son see an elevator for the first time in their lives. They keep observing, and old lady comes in, presses a button, and disappears. 5 minutes later, a young beautiful girl comes out of the elevator. The guys screams at his son “Go get your mom quickly before this thing stops working”.
A girl asks a store “do you have a card that says “to my one and only love”?” “Yes”, the guy replies “Ok, give me 7”.
A woman calls a cab and asks “how much would you charge to take me to this address?” “15 Dirhams” he replies . “And for the bags?” she asks. “The bags are free!” He replies. “Ok, take the bags and I will follow you on foot”
A guy is hit by a car, and the driver gives him $10,000 not to report the accident. He gets happy and heads to the railway to wait for the train and say “give me $100,000”.
A guy starts running after the train and all the people in the train start laughing at him. After a while one of the passengers screams “just stop dude you’re killing us of laughter”, to which he replies “I will kill you of fear, I’m the driver you assholes”.
A guy ate a biscuit and immediately started having a bad stomach ache. The next day he goes to the doctor who asks him “which type of biscuit did you eat?” “Chicken” he replies. When the doctor looked deeper it turned out the guy ate a bouillon cube.
In Berkane a mom sends her little kid on an errand to buy 3 loafs of bread. When he comes back she says “go back and return one immediately, your father is dead”.